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A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top
I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!
When you bite his balls after squirting on them
Mark: bro Kayleigh gave me a sweet cake pop last night
Sam: I doubt that
Where you take a shot of vodka out of her ass, then eat her ass.
Bro, I gave cheese a Russian Crab Cake last night. I was so wasted I didn't even care.
When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.
Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!
Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.
He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
When jake gets a slither of cake for his birthday
When jake gets a slither of cake for his birthday
Someone: what did you get for your birthday
Jake: A slither of cake
Friends?? ( people ) ahh Finally A slither of cake for jake