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Someone who keeps using your email address to sign up for stupid teenager shit.
Some kid used my email address to create the XBOX handle LuBe_SNIPER.
Wow, sounds like a dick guzzling douche.
A rotund member of the Asian race, who although very rippliscious, tells perfectly fit athletes that they need to lose weight and get a girlfriend. They have a tendency to take advantage of mentally disabled women, by courting them, and bragging about their relationship. Their attitude is known as "fatboyindenialitus". Although these disc like creatures do their best to walk (passing it off as a quick waddle) in front of others, they have been observed rolling to destinations when they are not around their "peers". This is much more efficient for them, but they need to eat lots of food in advance, much like a bicycle tire needing air.
"Channel 9 news is sorry to report that our cameraman has been crushed by a stray Big Disc-Douche on a long roll."
A pair of people who, together, have a greater negative impact than the sum of their individual efforts. Based on the "dynamic duo" of Batman and Robin who had the opposite, positive effect.
So, what have your neighbors been doing lately?
Ever since he moved in with her, the dynamic douche bags have been throwing loud parties and piling trash in their front yard.
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Someone who spends $200 on a pair of jeans (not to be confused with someone who buys a $200 computer graphics card).
"You bought those for how much? You're a douche bag fag."
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An individual from the great state of Kansas, usually a Washburn University alumnus/alumni, that is in fact a douche.
Taylor: Josh is such a bag of douche.
Augie: Yeah, Douche From Kansas.
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The guy who enters the room while you're watching a movie and then ruins the ending.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.
Guy 1: Hey you watching a movie?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina
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A cranky douche bag of epic proportions
Don't mess with him, he's a douche-bag-a-saurus.
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