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April 19th when you and your partner have phone sex on this particular date.
Tomorrow is national phone sex day
march 6 is national hug sean day (:
guy: why is everyone hugging sean?
other guy: bc it’s national hug sean day!
December 11th-
National roast Sam day. National roast Sam day occurs on the 11th of December where all the non Sam's get to roast Sam.
Example-
Person 1: fuck you Sam
Person 2:what???
Person 1: it's national roast Sam day you dolt
nov 14th is national unus annus day It’s a day where we post fanart and wear merch and pay respect to the death of unus annus or more the life
oh did you hear tomorrow’s national unus annus day
Mark it on your calendars! August 13th is National Kiss a Faggot Day!
Today is National Kiss a Faggot Day, looks like you owe me a big wet smooch.
National Among Us Day is a celebration hosted on November 2nd in honor of the popular game Among Us. On this day, it is practiced to have miniature sussy crewmates drawn on your hands.
This special day is typically local to students in school due to the standard backpacks that are worn, but others may celebrate this fabled day as well.
Numerous jokes are cracked during the day, including, but not limited to: venting, being "suspicious" or "sus", and pointing at various objects and call attention to how they seem oddly similar to the Crewmate from Among Us. Some may even choose to give strange gifts to commemorate the day.
"Hey, did you know that it's National Among Us Day today? I was so sus today. I vented and got voted out of the elementary school."
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your basic average furry is a man in his 30s overweight socially inept and really dirty says
he has aspergers so he doesn't have to answer for the way he kills conversations faster than cancer
furries like to have competitions to see who can find the most things wrong with them to try to get
attention they pretend they have depression or cry about their past in a role play session
furries love each other because no one else will they live in furry houses in the middle
of hixville having little parties with their fursuits on here's a tip from anonymous
you're doing it wrong hurry make a habit out of raping your childhood
first tried as hard as they could to make the phantom acceptable
to keep it all clean but they couldn't control it and now it's all a sex scene
furry posting furriest pictures no one wants to see except when your social life is on the
internet then you lower all your standards that you take what you can get the furry phantom
doesn't have its own identity it's basically a clusterfuck of nerd communities a little bit of
anime a bit of fantasy and a generous helping of bestiality every weird fetish that you've
ever heard before was invented by japan and then stolen by a bird by the time you think you've
catalogued every furry king then they'll throw you for a loop and go and fuck the kitchen sink
I sang the anti furry national anthem because I fucking hate furries
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