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When you make a youtube comment that seems to be clear at first glance, but like water actually breaks apart and distorts easily.
Wow what a Crystal Water Comment. Probably try gain and this time stop pretending to know what your talking about.
When you kick over something you say this is my drinking water
Oops, this is my drinking water
A wedding in haste purely for the virginal or the celibate who desire to fornicate in desperation.
They had a water gun wedding on their second date and divorced on their third.
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the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her
“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon”
when you leave a soda cup from a fast food restaurant, containing only ice, sitting overnight and, in attempt to drink it the next morning, you realize it's a nasty combination of slight drops of soda, and the disgusting water the use for ice
dude, I woke up the next morning looking for something to drink, and all I could find was day-after water
When someone gives you the ring of a water bottle,you have to marry them.
Person 1:Hey look what I have *takes out water bottle ring*Here!*gives person 2 the ring*You now have to marry me!
Person 2:I- Ok then-
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Vodka
Just another word for vodka
Person 1: You want some beer?
Person 2: Beer is weak as fuck. I got Russian holy water