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a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank
dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn
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1. spank the monkey
2. hug the hedgehog
3. jack off
4. masturbation
etc.
Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken
Guy 2: wtf?
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to masturbate in a zoo
Tom was arrested for choking the donkey
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Any number of moves, be it wrestling or martial arts, that involve forcibly striking someone at the throat with an open grip, so as to physically move them. Done with the intent to force the person back or off balance, or followed through to slam them into a wall/ground and possibly then pin them against it.
Performed whilst standing infront of the opponent.
Tends to leave more psychological then physical marks. In layman turns, it scares them senseless.
Not to be confused with a choke tackle, which is done from behind the opponent, and involves making a choke hold.
"Old mate was being a fuckwit to Kearney, so he choke slammed him into the wall"
"The guy gave me whack in the face, so I choke slammed him back to and waited to see if he'd be stupid enough to try it again"
"If he arcs up, give him a good old choke slam to bring him back to reality"
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When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.
"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"
"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"
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A common occurrence in movies. It happens when a person is about to die and they can't speak because their lungs are filled with blood and the said person is choking because of his/her blood filled lungs.
Beowulf couldn't speak. He was in the throws of a death choke.
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To fail at something very simple.
Team A were choking on oxygen when asked to write down their names
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