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The shallow, unimaginative, morons who only listen to top 40 chart music, and live with the weird belief that popularty equals musical talent.
You can spot these complete and utter wankers from a mile away. In America they would usually be Jocks and Preppys, in Britain, they are usually middle class chavs. Generally anybody who follows trends like a religion in order to gain friends, and because they are too stupid to think for themselves.
Whenever a new song (usually some god awfull corporate pop or radio friendly psuedo hip hop) reaches a high possition in the charts, the Top 40 Brigade will play it through their tinny mobile phone speakers for around 2 weeks, after that the song becomes "old", and therefore crap in their eyes.
Top 40 Brigadier: Hey listen to this new song by (insert generic mainstream crap here).
Intelligent person: That is total garbage.
Top 40 Brigadier: Shut up man, it must be good if it got into the top 40.
Intelligent person: Top 40 is nothing but corporate bullshit telling what to think in order to make more money. Now you can continue to listen to that all you want, but im going to listen to some Led Zeppelin.
Top 40 Brigadier: Who the fuck is Led Zeppelin, they sound like some emo band.
Intelligent person: How dare you *punch*, take that you stupid Top 40 brigade cunt.
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A type of bar when 60 year old men hit on or ask out 40 year old single women.
I was at a 60/40 bar trying to get a wealthy, old man to marry.
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Ludacris' choice of arms, usually cocked back.
I've got twin glock .40s cocked back.
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a drinking game in which participants tape a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor to each hand and can't take a piss until they've finished both.
Friend: "I dare you to do Edward 40-hands with straight vodka in each 40."
You: "No way dude."
Friend: "Ha ha! You bitch!"
You: "OK I'll do it."
(does it, has to get stomach pumped at hospital half way through first 40)
Friend: "Ha ha bitch! Look at you with that tube coming out your mouth. You look like a fucking idiot!"
You: "Shut up, man."
Friend: "Ha ha! What a little girl! You had to go to the hospital. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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When a person intentionally self degrades or humiliates themself in order to make them the center of attention temporarily; often derived from a root to fuel a certain sense of narcism.
However the 40 Minute Effect is different from a degradation kink, wherein the person in question receives no sexual stimulation from the humiliation, only a sense of importance.
"Oh my God, look at me! I'm such a horrible dancer! I can't even boogie right!"
"Oh wow man you're right, you're such a horrible dancer. I hate those dance moves. Wait a second? Are you pulling a 40 Minute Effect?"
"Yeah man, sorry."
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A theory devised by Matt Woods (MKW) To build stronger, smarter, and successful young men on and off the field.
Kebob: Wow you throw 82 at 14???
Dante Bell: Yes, i’m apart of the #40 Year Plan!
"40 on your head" is an AAVE originating in basketball culture, and is a catchphrase for when an opposing player scores a high number of points on you in a humiliating fashion. It was further popularized during the 2023 NBA playoffs, when a kid in the crowd during a Sacramento Kings/Golden Warriors playoff game was seen on a national broadcast taunting player Steph Curry with the phrase after Kings star De'Aaron Fox had scored almost 40 points on him.
"He has 40. 40 on your head!"