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A depressed teen that is extremely edgy and short but really edgy
Yo did you see maria
Ya how edgy i know right is
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Maria is a girl who is really shy and cautious, but when you get to know her she is really nice. She is fourteen years old and bisexual. Her boyfriend Colton is also very protective of her.
John: Hey is that Maria, she's hot.
Colton: Dude she's my girlfriend.
John: sorry...
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a wog(italian or greek) woman. commonly used in melbourne. used in conjuction with mario(wog man).
"hey look at that hairy maria in the kappa gear"
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A maria is uaually a very cool non-person of ecuadorian ancestors who MIGHT eat guinea pigs. They tipically hate ketchup and get raped frequently. They also have soft cheeks, 137 different colors of eyeliner and pinkies that work as spoons. They might ocassionally hug dead people and sometimes live in your closet. Usually their sons are named Marianos and are great pets.
The maria kicked the guy wearing the banana suit in the balls.
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Spanish poor lady selling some dutty old rugs on the side of the road.
Maria: Come buy my dutty rugs! I'm poor!
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Maria is a whore who likes to sleep around. She also plays all the guys she meets. Catch Maria telling you how she can meet you somewhere to fuck or to hang out and then she wont text you the day of and will go with her friends to Chinook.
Oh heyyyyy<3 Ill meet you tommorow and we can chill. ily so much.
next day: oh theres that sweet boy im gonna hug another guy who thinks im his bitch and then ditch the other boy and make him stay with my awkward friends. maria is a bitch
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