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you spit on the cock for lubrication and stick it in your snatch
i don't have any K Y jelly.
don't worry i'll just soak and poke
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A poke war is a Facebook activity that requires two people, where the two people continuously click "poke back," and refusing to deny the poke my clicking the X button. Poke wars can last for years.
Wow I can't believe Eliza has finally lost that poke war, she has been holding up strongly for years.
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v: the act of having sex with a pregnant woman.
It is believed by many that by having sex with a well-endowed man, or having violently long sex will lead to the poking of the fetus.
Guy 1: Dude, I banged the preggers chick next door last night.
Guy2: Bro, not cool. Baby poking is grody.
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A wallet or purse containing a persons money, credit cards, identification, etc.
He stole my money poke!
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When you trick someone into thinking that somthing horrible has happened and then you litterally poke them with a fish and say "fish poke."
"Uh oh Tommy!"
"What is it Bobby?"
"(pokes Tommy with fish) Fish Poke!"
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Dan : "Hey Steve I poked Jenny on facebook and she poked me back!"
Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"
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To do something that you know annoys someone frequently, risking a violent outburst the more the action is done. It refers to an online game, where a rabbit is poked, until it eventually bites the mouse. Often shouted out to someone as a warning that what they're doing can get them hurt.
Guy 1 pokes Girl 1 who does not like being poked. Guy 1 pokes Girl 1 again and again
Guy 2 to Guy 1 - "Don't poke the rabbit man. She'll kill you."
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