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A very proper teenage boy that thinks he is an old man who likes everything to be formal. He enjoys pastimes that were usually enjoyed in the century before his current time. A Nick will always start to bald during his middle teenage years and will never admit that this is actual balding, but rather that the shower pressure is too high. He enjoys listening to a wide range of old music, but if this old music is remixed into a modern rap version, he will not enjoy it at all. In fact, he will grumble and complain about it like the old man he thinks he is.
*Somebody listening to 'Baby Come Back'*
Friend: "Oh you are such a Nick!"
Nick: "Oh don't be so ridiculous!"
A nick is one of those people who are just a bit weird and stupid it sometimes he can be quite cool but you don't really want to be near him all the girls think he is ugly and dumb
Nick is an asshole and a bitch. He tries to hit on your girl and is a bitch about it.
Is that Nick hitting on my girl? He’s an asshole for doing so and a bitch for showing off.
A Super caknuckle belt buckle banana truffle, chicken bone skin tone leave me alone chromosome metronome gotta go lonely bone only snow body bone google Chrome ice cream Cone boy who eats khakis for fun
Wtf Nick you ate my kid
Nick: I was hungry
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something that chooses when to exist
wheres nick
idk
poof
theres nick
a literal god. immortal. every man is scared of him. can end 10 lives with a single blink. also has never done anything wrong, never will, and never can.
guy 1: “i don’t really like that guy”
guy 2: “who?”
guy 1: “nick”
guy 2: “WHAT????????????”
*the first guy dies*
guy 2: “he deserved it”
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