Random
Source Code
Random
A Pepsi Terrorist is a person who drinks Pepsi all day and night long. He is usually a nocturnal being.
He feeds only on Pepsi.
He is known to be very violent at times when Pepsi doesn't exist.
He uses a Pepsi Kalashnikov that results in Pepsi spatter everywhere.
If he doesn't have Pepsi in his system, anything you say will make ZERO sense to him.
My friend is a Pepsi Terrorist. Watch out if you don't have any Pepsi.
3👍 3👎
In any election, the casting of a ballot by a terrorist.
Atta-ul Haq, a prominent al-Qaeda operative, voted in Pakistan's last democratic election, which was like 50 years ago. This exemplifies terrorist voting.
30👍 67👎
A beard that no matter how viewed or trimmed and no matter how you look or act, always gives you the appearance or the air of a terrorist.
Bob; Oh god, I saw this guy on the bus yesterday who was a total terrorist even though he was all well kept and smiling.
Fredina; How could you tell?
Bob; He had a terrorist beard.
6👍 9👎
when a terrorist jizz all over your chest right before a suicide mission. can also include a couple of the terrorist beard hair.
sam- holy shit. achmed gave me the stickiest sticky terrorist last night before he left.
bill- hopefully there wasn't alot of hair.
5👍 7👎
Technically this doesn't exist (geniuses), because terrorists vote through the barrel of a gun (to paraphrase Chairman Mao Tse Tung, who also coined the phrase "political correctness" during the Cultural Revolution in 1960s China). In short, terrorists don't find the political process to be worth their participation, so they commit acts of terrorism to terrorize people instead of voting like your rich f--king parents do.
Al Quida doesn't believe in terrorist voting, when it's so much easier to blow up a Jewish pizzeria or put nukes in the Super Bowl.
25👍 59👎
Any musical artist whos music is unbelievably loud or noisy - Examples can be hardcore emo bands such as Converge or Circle Takes the Square and British Gabber artist Syntax.
(Taken from the Syntax song 'Noise Terrorists':
'Make no mistake, raise up your fist
Open your ears for the noise terrorists'
6👍 10👎
An Angry Terrorist is when you and a buddy feel like doing something for a joke or revenge. What you do is find a girl you really like, and follow her home. Wait for her to fall asleep, and begin to Masturbate in front of her house (your buddy has a camera) then as your about to Cum, to Bust through her Door and run as fast as you can to her room Screaming "Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah" and jump on her bed and bust your Jizz all over her Face. then at that moment your buddy takes a picture of it and posts it up on Google.
Ex 1. Dude, that bitch fucking Spam Dedede on Brawl, im going to give her a Angry Terrorist.
Ex 2. I totally gave her an Angry Terrorist for not fucking me last night.
8👍 15👎