a small place in wisconsin home to quite some characters. including the infamous milkmen society. hartford is frowned upon here for their lack of everything. (i.e. they're dumb, smelly, fat, the list goes on) slinger is undoubtedly better. there is nothing to do here. nothing. nothing. nothing. except the internet which keeps all us highschoolers entertained. when we're not trying to avoid hartford's drool.
Guy 1: Where you going?
Guy 2: Slinger Wisconsin. Hartford's waaay too gay.
Guy 1: So true.
Guy 2: Yup. Lets go hang with the cool people.
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A small town hick place where people from Minneasota like to come and swim in our lakes and eat at our subway.
SIREN WISCONSIN IS THE BEST!!!
EVERYONE SHOULD VISIT!
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A boring ass hick town full of hotels and waterparks.
Tourist 1- Why would you want to go to Wisconsin Dells?
Tourist 2- Don't go there, it is a waste of money!
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Wisconsin foreplay is when a couple engage in foreplay that requires the use of Little Debbie Snack Cakes. This applies to using the Little Debbies in a sexual way, or talking about Little Debbies while engaging in foreplay.
After I told her I wanted to massage her breasts with Cosmic Brownies, she gave me a handjob while saying she wanted to lick Zebra Cake crumbs off of my scrotum. How I love Wisconsin foreplay.
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To bring your own coozie to a bar.
We knew they were Badger Fans as they were drinking Wisconsin Style at the bar.
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1. Noun: A stange phenonmenon affecting boring young white males, whom after entering the state of Wisconsin become somewhat bold in their actions. Possibly pathogen is from kissing Wisonsinite Girl for the first time. Does not affect europeans.
Tom: hey Micheal how's it going
Micheal: piss off
Tom: What's your deal?
Micheal: I went to wisconsin
Tom: Must be the Wisconsin Effect
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Getting head from a girl while you are or she is high/cheezed.
Last night my girl gave me a wisconsin cheezehead.
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