Ash Bag

Two conditions:
1: Your herb bag is empty.
2: You are indoors with no ashtray.

So, you use the empty bag as an ashtray, known as the 'Ash Bag'

Josue: Hey man, where do I ash this?
Rick: Use the ASH BAG maaann

Jackie: Hey where's the ash tray
Jack: Use the Ash Bag!
Jackie: aww man, we're outta the herb?!?
Jack: Yes.
Josue: what?!?

6👍 2👎

dragon ash

One of the best bands ever.

Da voice whirled away everything 'bout pleasure and sorrow.

26👍 17👎

Sam Ash

A pretty cool music store. Not quite as nice or cheap as Guitar Center, but still has nice service and cool people as service people.

Man 1: Where should I buy a XLR Box?
Man 2:Well, do you want it cheap or do you want professional quality?
Man 1:Proffesional Quality
Man 2:Well, I would recommend Sam Ash

17👍 10👎

Accidental Ash

Cigarette ash that you accidentally get on your cellphone, clothing, books, stuff, etc...Yet another reason to quit smoking.

Candice: "Argh! There's accidental ash on my cellphone again! Stupid Marlboro and its stupid menthol taste, uniquely rich & smooth draw, soothing effects, and marketing strategy that makes its products readily accessible in states like California and Texas despite the recession. I need to quit."

ash turd

That annoying line of ash left after incense, usually still in the same place it landed. This light gray line looks very similar to a turd because of its long, cylindrical form. Typically found in presence of hippies, marijuana, college kids, and head shops. Can be purchased at Earthbound across the nation.

-"Dude, what the hell is all that gray shit?"

-"Man, incense."

-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"

-"Fucking ash turds. FML."

ash to mouth

Sticking your dick in an urn and then into someones mouth.

Anon: Last night I fucked Maggies's urn so hard and then I put my dick in Teresa's mouth. I call it the ash to mouth.

2👍 1👎

Ash the cat

Ash the cat is the sweetest, cutest, smallest cat alive.
He has gray fur, and he is a tabby cat.
He hasn't been declawed, so he has claws, but they are not so long, or sharp.
He has teal eyes, and a long tail.
His whiskers are long.
He loves to play with balls and scrunchies.
And always tries to eat birds outside.

(Based of my cat, Ash)

Person 1: Hey Ash!
Ash the cat: Meowwwwwwwwwww
Also Ash the cat: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr