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Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.

All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!

by lolilover6969 December 14, 2018


goo-goggles

To ejaculate into both eyes of a girl, covering the whole eye to cause the illusion of strap-less semen goggles.

I gave that blind chick a thick pair of goo-goggles last night, it's so much easier when they can't see.

by Jeff Bisow April 3, 2008


Goo to Sleep

Masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.

> I'm gonna goo to sleep.
> You mean "go", right?
> No.
> Oh... uh... -pokerface-

by WD103 February 24, 2011


ho-goo

In woodworking, using hot glue and wood glue together to adhere two boards together. The hot glue is a quick, temporary adhesive that will harden quickly as the permanent, slow drying wood glue cures.

If we're going to 'make things' with wood and be sure that they're glued properly, ho-goo'ing is the most precise way to do it.

Ho-goo one end before pressing both pieces together, but do it quickly as the hot glue sets fast.

by Rob the woodworker June 17, 2019


The Great Goo

A classy yet mysterious name for the globally popular search engine formally known as "Google"

"Where is the park? - ASK THE GREAT GOO!"

by MojoNojo May 15, 2009


People Goo

noun (n.)
Any liquid, oil, or secretion that is created by the human body and has the ability to leave behind a stain or mark. More commonly thought of forms would be saliva, sweat, or blood (just to name a few). People Goo can easily be spotted on sleek surfaces such as glass, metal, or plastic, as well as lightly colored fabrics.

"You only borrowed my ipod for an hour, and it is terribly smudged with your People Goo."

by RitaIsItalianForICE January 5, 2009


Happy goo

Another word for semen.

Jack: I jerked off so hard happy goo came out!
Rick: Damn I wish I was there.

by Swagmaster12lol April 27, 2019