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a reference to 2005 American comedy film The 40 Year Old Virgin where Paul Rudd's character, David gives Steve Carell, Andy a box of the best pornos called "Boner Jams". Boner Jams is a list of the best videos that busted your nut! aka ejaculate. Wankers keep a list of videos that made their cock explode baby batter.
Wow this video of a slut getting plowed up her cunt and ass made me Bust my load! I'm adding it to the "Boner Jams 2022" playlist!
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A synonym for smegma. Sometimes used specifically to describe dick cheese belonging to a person of hispanic origin.
Armando: Duuuude have you seen how much boner queso Jose has? You could make a quesadilla with that shit.
Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.
When you're playing FIFA really well and it leads to arousal in the form of a hard-on.
Oh my god that bicycle kick was sick! I just got a massive FIFA boner.
A surprise erection when least expected in an unsexual enviroment.
witnessing someone be hit by a car
funerals
the death of your neighbor
being pulled over for speeding
getting dumped by a girlfriend
falling down a flight of stairs
bad report cards
caught with drugs
these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner
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An erection you get from pure happiness. Completely non-sexual.
Guy 1: Dude, my girl got me Modern Warfare 2 before the release date!
Guy 2: Uhhh, check yourself dude
Guy 1: Don't worry, it's just a happy boner.
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A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.
"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"
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When you get an erection while trash-talking some one to their face.
Yo is that Eddie across the street jaw-jacking that other dude right up in his grill?
Sho is, and he got a Boner McGregor. That's straight gangsta!