When you and your buddies with small tic tac dicks jerk each other off and explode all over each other
Billy’s mom FaceTimes him with his buddies and goes “oh you boys, always having your lotion fights. Be careful not to get it in your eyes when you try to wipe it off.”
Doing what must be done in a conflict between two sides.
Master Chief, you mind telling me you're doing on that ship?
Sir.... Finishing the fight.
Probably one of the most homoerotic song to ever exist, created by lemon demon aka neil cicierega. if Neil didn’t indent this song to be homoerotic, idk what he intended it to be.
mentally ill teenager 1: “have you heard the song knife fight by lemon demon?”
mentally ill teenager 2: “oh my god are you talking about the homoerotic one absolutely”
mentally ill teenager 1:“EXACTLY you can’t just put one of the lyrics as “ill pin you to the wall!” And say the song isn’t gay???”
A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.
DANG! That dude stepped on the other guy's shoes, there's about to be a J Fight!!!
A fight over something so ridiculously stupid that it might as well be a fight between two old women whacking each other with their purses. Granny fights are not gender specific, and most often tend to happen between teenage heterosexual couples, or more often adult gay men. The term, however, is universal.
Robert and his boyfriend had a granny fight over Robert leaving the seat up.
Matt and Meg had a granny fight about Meg stealing all the covers.
Brian and Allen had a granny fight over which game console is better.
The feeling one gets in the aftermath of a fight with one's partner. This is most often witnessed the morning after a marathon argument that lasts into the next day.
Jane totally has fight hangover. Her and her boyfriend argued all night. She looks like hell.