hand busy

Trying to do something the same time your other hand is busy masturbating.

"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"

Handling That Business

Used as a phrase to describe a road team in any sport winning a game in the opposing teams’ stadium.

The Michigan Wolverines are currently handling that business against Ohio State at Buckeye stadium.

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busy as a bee

To be very busy.

I'm currently choreographing three plays, so I'm as busy as a bee. Can we meet next week instead? I'm busy as a bee right now.

Ghetto Busy

One who is busy doing nothing.

He was ghetto busy while drinking a cup of water and smoking a blunt.

busy rag

A rug used during work hours to give the illusion of you working.

Stevo: shit the boss is coming this way
-gets out a busy rag
Boss: good work mate

I’m Busy

A phrase often used by someone who does not want to go on a date or otherwise hang out with you, but does not want to hurt your feelings. The truthfulness and frequency of this statement depends mostly on whoever’s asking.

(See also: I have a boyfriend/I have a girlfriend)

Gus: We should hang out sometime, are you available any time in the next five years?
Amy: Um, no, I’m busy, like REALLY busy.
Gus (to self): Here we go again...

Business Queer

A person that holds their chromebook like a business person and looks like a queer

“OOOHHHH TEAM BUSINESS QUEERRRRRR”