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Age / Sex / Location. The mating call of the barely post-pubescant teenager. Typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. More often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his "dream girl" for his own sick, sadistic pleasure.
Horny teenager: "A/S/L?"
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: "16/F/hopefully in your bedroom soon ;) "
Horny Teenager: "Wanna cyber?!?!"
50yr old dude: "Thought you'd never ask!!!!!"
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when you receive a loss. You're taking a L so you lost.. Give up.
Morris is taking a L by arguing with Mijya by not taking an L.
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lamont coleman, illest mc of all time
1974 - 1999
"every minute my style switches up, they said a real man wont hit a girl well i aint real cuz i beat bitches up"
"im livin up to my extortion image, i be stalkin lenox, catchin more bodes than abortion clinics. a kid tried to take L out, shot me in the chest with a tech, i just laughed and spit the shell out"
"big L is that nigga you expect to catch wreck on any cassette deck, im so ahead of my time my parents havent met yet"
"the bitch type i dislike, im rougher than a fist fight, all chicks aint shit aint no such thing as ms. right"
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One of the greatest to ever pick up a mic. He would have been as big as Biggie and Tupac but he was killed before the world got a taste of him. Big L was killed in Harlem NYC, near his home, in a drive-by shooting. The shooters mistaked Big L for his brother who was a notorious Harlem drug dealer.
R.I.P. - Big L
"I got the looks that make your hotty stare, I keep a shotty near, it's that nigga with knotty hair who Gotti fear."
"Even my holidays got damaged, caus on Christmas I asked Santa for a father and a hot sandwich. - Now every day I creep with the heat, aint nothin sweet, I rob for meat, if I dont steal I dont eat. - Where Im from it was a livin hell, then I started to realize Im better off in a prison cell. Now I can sleep, now I can eat, cant hit skinz, but I wasnt hittin skinz when I was in the street. - Before you know it I was robbin them same ducks, I was even robbin homeless folks for they change cups. - I just can't take it, and every day I ask myself, how will I make it?"
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L is a detective in the anime deathnote. He plays the roll of catching Kira and bringing him to justice. He doesn't show himself to anyone and is very reserved. L loves sweets. Wether it be cake, cookies, ice cream, pudding, or just straight up sugar. He has has bags under his eyes because He's an insomniac. He also has awful posture and sits in a squat. he does this to “ help his deduction skills “
L Lawliet is the worlds greatest detective, theres not a single case he cant crack.
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Kind, beautiful and the type of person you wouldn't ever want to loose. Easy to talk to, funny and exciting. Easy to love and gets all the boys. Is sometimes a quiet person but at other times she reveals her depths and shows a side of herself that you'd be lucky to see.
Oh that girl, she must be a Sophie L...
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