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Yo mama's pasta sauce was introduced as a American pasta sauce in one of 1980sgamers video. It is a inside joke that offends everybody because of how stupid and funny it is.
Hey Napoleon want some yo mama's pasta sauce?
Uh man why do you have to be so mean Matt!?
When a dude pulls up to youre crip and violates the shit out of you untill your boiled like pasta
He got "kokad som det pasta"
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A chinese, irish, italian whiskey...made from femented noodles and gorllia piss. An alcohol content greater than 100 percent pure.
In most cultures.. Ye Ole Pasta Twat is a new years eve celebratory beverage that will rip yo goddammed head off. Enjoy..you fuckers !!
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When a lesbian makes friends with a straight girl, invites her over, and gets her wet. She is now bisexual, and she has become an example of why straight girls are like spaghetti.
Deja claims to be straight but I invited her over as a "friend" and made lesbian home-cooked pasta. She was straight until I got her wet
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Spicy de la pasta. A phrase referring to something that is extraordinary or uncommon. It is a phrase usually referring to an event and has nothing to do with spices or pasta.
The phrase "spicy de la pasta" was invented by a man named Pumba. Known for his comical conversations and simultaneous actions.
For example - "That concert last night was spicy de la pasta!"
enjoy the fresh pestoiness of pasta with pesto and broccoli- wait. is that a a green bean? *chokes violently* 😨 it turns out that Y/N was a violent green bean hater. green beans are ok by themselves, but put them with something as glorious as pesto pasta with broccoli and it may be the end of you.
Server: here is your goodness greenie pestoian pesto pasta with green beans. enjoy!
Y/N: IT HAS BEANS. IT MUST BE ERADICATED. *laser eyes*
pesto pasta green beans should not exist.
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