Give your crush your skanky P.E. sock day
If you are born on this day there go's your socks
Good luck
Person 1: hey whens your birthday?
Person 2: August 17th
Person 1: so that's were all your money go's to buying p.e. socks
Person 2: absolutely right sir
19π 9π
On december 17 the most assholes are born.
Person 1: Yo when are you born
Person 2: December 17
Person 1: Oh..
Person 2: What something wrong with that you dickhead?
12π 6π
nationally slap ass day
person 1: you know witch day it is
person 2: no
person 1: "17 november" and he slapped the ass
10π 4π
Hey Kyle, why are you at work today, itβs Big Dick day your kind has to stay inside on 17 July
51π 34π
Simping Saturday. On this day, it is exceptional to simp for someone, Ask them out, ect.
Him: sorry Bae, its no simp September.
Her: Bae itβs September 17 simping Saturday!
Him: oh! Yessir!
9π 3π
Ambulance code for "Drug Overdose"
Man that crackhead we picked up last night was waaaayyyy code 17
15π 8π
june 17 is the date that the bad bitch ashley was born
oh june 17 is this bad bitchβs birthday
32π 22π