October 23

National throw the smallest friends you have day!!! Where you throw the smallest person you see.

Me: Hey friend I’m going to throw you cause it’s national throw the smallest person you see
Them: ok

October 23 is the day where you throw the smallest person you see throughout your day
-Reid

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November 23

National Hang Out with Josh day. Just fucking do it ok.

hey today is November 23. ig I gotta hang with Josh and maybe he can get a little something!

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12:23

it's a time that when someone texts u it's a bootycall and there prolly a fuck boy

Eddie snapchated me at 12:23 what a fuck boy

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June 23

COOL DAY TO BE BORN!!! Especially if your name starts with M and your last name G…unlike 15 days before.

“it’s june 23!!”
“WOW beautiful day to love”

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October 23

When you spank your gayest friend

John: hey what’s up

Mike: it’s October 23
John : oh no

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December 23

today is the best day ever bc its national go up to the people who r poopoo and say big L to u bc u r poopoo

shinkequa: hey karen since its december 23 big L to u bc u r poopoo
karen: bruh

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April 23

national paul HAS TO send nudes or he’s gay day

girl: yo paul send me that micro cock
paul: no jessica
girl: it’s april 23
paul: i’m not gonna send it you fat fuck
girl: ight i guess ur gay

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