July 8

A bad bad bitches birthday

John:it's July 8 you know what day it is
Mary: no what

John: it's that bad bitches birthday

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8 August

8/8, means balance, infinity, perfection, well being

Your compulsive friend : And your birthday is on?
Me: 8 August
Your compulsive friend : Pure perfection! I'm happy now bruh

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2 And 8

2 And 8 Is Cockney Ryhming Slang For State

John. "You're In A Bit Of a 2 And 8 Jack, You Alright?"
Jack. " Yeah I'm Fine"

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Dec 8

National don’t hand in homework day.

I didn’t give my homework in because it was dec 8

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September 8

🎁💖 National Bring Your Best Friend A Gift Day 💖🎁

Bring Your Best Friend A Good Gift!!!

BFF 1:It September 8th, so I got you a present!
BFF 2: Me too!
*Switches gifts*
BFF 2: Thank You!
BFF 1: Thank you too! I love it!

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8===D

A internet symbol for the male genitalia.

Runescape sucks 8===D

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November 8

Kick all boys that names start with a J Day

November 8: to harm a boy with a J name

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