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When you pull out mid Stroke, tell them that their Pussy is trash, then knock over and destroy their Flat screen and then leave.
Wow, Donald just pulled a Dirty Elijah, now I have to buy a new T.V
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An attractive sexy, smart woman that sucks the best .... in the world will make u cum from just the littlest touch will make u cum. is not only enthusiastically sexual but likes to perform freaky and do seductive things to a partner/ boyfriend. Just a dirty beautiful Luciana yet dirty In all right ways. She’s hard to find and most likely to be a 10/10
You need a dirty Luciana in your life
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The act of eating out a girl then bitting the clitoris very hard until she screams then laughing at her pain
Last night was a long night I heard Nicole get a dirty Colwell by jose
A Dirty Mott, AKA Upper Decker, is the disturbing act of defacating in the upper tank region of a toilet. While something of this nature requires superb balance, bowel control and ass-eye coordination, perhaps the most important skill is simply the balls-out willingness to shit in someones toilet tank.
"Good god, somebody hit our toilet with a dirty mott!"
"What the fu..." Blake trailed off in disgust as he realized the brown substance flushing INTO the toilet bowl from the tank was the result of a dirty mott.
The type of guy that will peel the skin from your body and offer it to your mom as a Halloween costume.
There was a time dirty vinnie asked logan why he had a 1.6 gpa and asking girls for head...it was also dirty vinnie who told logan he should use his instead
Sex position. When giving head to a girl, rise to your knees and lift your girls bum up with you. Once you have done this roll your girl onto her head so she is in a backwards somersault position looking away from you and hold her there. Place one arm on the back of her hamstrings to keep her legs back and tucked in toward her face, this should leave her bum facing straight up in the air. From here reach around and play with her clit with your other hand, then bury your tongue in her ass, giving the ultimate rimjob. Once achieved, it's as if your pushing the button on a bubbler (her clit) and having a drink (her bum hole) .. She will love it.
"I got drunk and picked up a girl from the pub, the dirty bubbler was born that night in a sexual frenzy in her bed as I am a bit obsessed with giving girls head and rimjobs. I realisesd the world had to be told while driving to work the next day"
When you wipe your ass with a bare hand and then shake hands with someone
That douche bag at work is getting a dirty hank tomorrow