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whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

by ssullivan March 22, 2006


gary o'neill

Professional chicken factory worker who was born and raised in England, but celebrates being Irish one day every year. Has extremely large fingers which so I'm told more than make up for his tiny manhood. Also helps him to spin the decks, even though everyone knows that he isn't a real DJ. Not all there.

Look at him over there, he's a proper Gary O'Neill man.

by On the river Nile. August 3, 2017


Gary Toman

Synonyms with having a tiny penis

Gary Toman has a microscopic tadger

by Yermaw January 11, 2019


Mark & Gary

To pull a Mark and Gary is to a have sexual relation with another by touching yourself in front of the said partner and they do the same

Joanna- Did you hear about Emil and his ex last week?
Isabelle- Yea he pulled a Mark & Gary

by slimvicc March 10, 2022


gary dusey

Taking a shit at Buckey's gas station while high on crack and reciting verses of the bible. Then throwing your feces at people like an ape.

I just took a gary dusey at Buckey's.

by Gary Dusey February 9, 2014


Gary Marry

New term used for same sex marriage.

"I want to Gary Marry you!"

by The Great Tuber Head November 8, 2012


Gary Hat

A type of hat which doesn't quite reach the top of the ears. A Gary hat is often worn by paedophiles' or retards that can't get themselves dressed.

Chad 1: Hey chad!
Chad 2: Yo chad!
Chad 1: Oh my gawd, your hat is amazing dude!!
Chad 2: Thanks MAAAN!
Chad 1: What type of hat is it and where did you get it from?
Chad 2: I got it from Gary World and it's name is a Gary hat.
Chad 1: I'm asking my mom for that. ITS RAADDD!!

by Ashton & Chris February 16, 2022