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A grocery store chain also known as Giant Food where everybody shops with food stamps and is extrememly rude to the associates. when the fat rude ladies yell at you, you tend to wonder..."am i seriously putting up with your shit right now so you can spend my taxes at martins just to be a rude bitch to me"
martins food
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Outrageously funny and criminally underrated American actor whose subtle humor contributed to the hilarity of hit-movies Knocked Up, Superbad, and Adventureland, in which he co-starred; he is most famous and beloved for his role as the irresistibly likable geek Bill Haverchuck on 1999-2000 television dramedy Freaks and Geeks.
A genius at physical comedy, Martin Starr can keep audiences enthralled and in stitches using only awkward motions, goofy looks and gestures, and an uncommonly childlike curiosity concerning his surroundings.
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Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?
I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007
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When one decides to sleep with his sister in law, later to divorce his wife to marry what at one time was his sister in law and make his ex wife his current sister in law
Priest: "And Jim do you vow not to go behind Marcy's back and be a Martin Brodeur"
Jim: "I Do"
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A absolute nob of a father, always says "SHIT ON IT" and is obsessed with physics
Martin Goodman is a shitting clot
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Come Juul in the bathroom with me!
Hey! You wanna be brother martin gay or Jesuit gay?!?!
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