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Power mad misery merchant

Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed

look no further that a predatory capitalist to be a power mad misery merchant

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024


Merchant One

A company that takes care of processing payments and making a transaction.

I used merchant one the other day to buy a Gi-normous burrito.

by Stacy1221 May 17, 2019


Amaanah Merchant

Amaanah Merchant is the best friend a girl could EVER have! She is awesome! She is sometimes shy but has a really bubbly and fun personality. She will be your friend through thick and thin, no matter what you two go through. She is beautiful, funny, caring, adorable, and AWESOME! She will be the one person with who you can still be weird within the changing world. She won't care about who you are on the outside, the inside is all that matters to her. She is the best friend ANYONE could ever have.

"Can I got to Amaanah Merchants house today?"
"But you were just there yesterday!"

by emma+macey4evr March 8, 2021


Filth Merchant

Lady of dubious looks and morals. Often found frequenting Walkabout in Bristol circa 2000-2006. Many of which go on to get ploughed that evening.

Those two filth merchants better turn up to the hotel organised cocktail making tomorrow. They'll get something in their drink they didn't bargain for.

by AthleteIntelectualLover September 20, 2022


wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003


faizan merchant

Indian man who uses “samajh me aaya
After every sentence and doesn’t let anyone talk , definitely a man with a pure heart and is rich af😂

Mera naam faizan merchant “samjh me aaya
Mai jain mai padta so “samajh me aaya”
Mai bada hoko full paise kamatoon “samajh me aaya”

by Faizan Merchant November 17, 2020


Tapin Merchant

A footballer which exclusively and heavily scores goals within the box of the keeper.

Did you see haaland score a 5 Tapins in the last game?
He is a Tapin merchant!

by Ruxy September 26, 2023