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Sexual acts that do not include vaginal intercourse. Mermaids can not have vaginal intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.
"Im saving myself for marriage, cause I'm a good Christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!"
When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole
I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid
when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard
wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena
A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.
Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub
It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges
Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"
Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.
When you jerk off and bust your load into the toilet and flush it.
They call me Poseidon because I'd be making mermaids, I'm king of Atlantis!
The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet
Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.