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A philly cheesesteak-style sandwich with bacon and jalapeno peppers.
An inexpensive sandwich invented in Los Angeles, CA and made popular by K. Curtis and the food truck chain known as Como Estas Frijole.
I ordered a Steak and BJ for lunch and now I have heart burn.
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Listening to metal and headbanging while your penis is in your mouth. It will only work if you suck yourself off with the beat of the music.
Guy 1: Dude, yesterday i put on some Iron Maiden and just started to headbang bj
Guy 2: I really need to try that.
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When she shloppin n gloppin on you so hard that her saliva cleans your anus
I got a boudet bj last Wednesday! Left my tush nice and spiffy!
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When someone is being a total douche bag, jerk, butt-face, asshole, jerkoff, meanie, retard, son of a bitch, mother fucker, or any other degrading term to describe someone who is doing anything to try to destroy you, cause mental harm, physical harm, or just trying to ruin your day, they are "pulling a BJ."
Chick 1: Oh my god, James just broke up with me because he said you were hotter than me!
Chick 2: hah, eat that bitch
{the guy AND chick 2 are pulling a BJ in this case}
Dude 1: Man, Brian's pissed at me for sleeping with his sister, so he's telling stuff trying to get me fired AND put on a secual predator list!
Dude 2: Damn, he's pulling a BJ!
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When the king tells his queen his expectation...’Give me a blowjob then bend over and i’ll cut your honey’.
Look baby, leeks pop into this change room for a bj hunnicutt
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When a young woman (or man), using a glass of ice water and no small amount of skill, keeps a mouthfull of cold water and performs oral sex on his/her partner.
You wouldn't believe this new frosted bj my girl showed me last night! The water made her mouth so cold It took almost an hour for her to blow me.
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The act of giving oral sex (blowjob) using your upper teeth to pleasure the dick head.
She gave me a toothy bj last night, it was awesome!
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