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1. Someone who convinced you at one point that you were the only one for them but then decided to dump you when times got rough.
2. Someone who put you on high pedestal in the beginning but then became unattracted to you when they realized they couldn't give you what you wanted. So they purposely sabotaged the relationship and made you look like the bad person in the end. And to fill the void, they pursued other woman quickly after the break-up (including a mutual friend) and convinced themselves that YOU weren't good enough for them.
3. Someone you meet up with after the break-up who apologizes for everything they've done, kisses you, hugs you, holds your hand, and tells you sweet nothings only to make excuses (at the end) and admit that they STILL don't want to be with you anymore and that you two aren't meant to be.
4. Someone who plays with your emotions because they know you're still not over them.
5.. Someone who won't realize they lost the best thing they were ever going to have until it's too late.
Ex-boyfriend: I took you for granted...I really missed you...you were the only girl who tried to understand me... *kiss* *hug* *holding hands*
(half an hour later) You're perfect..You're beautiful... I'm emotionally unstable... I don't know what I want in my life right now... I can't give you what you want... I want you to be happy... We're not made for each other, I don't want to go back out with you etc. etc.
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when a girl decides to get a boyfriend in time for christmas. This is so that she isn't lonely over the holiday period and so that she can get extra presents that she would otherwise have to go without. The male in the relationship is so blinded by his luck of having a girlfriend he agrees to buy whatever she requests and even gets a job/second job just to pay for her presents. He is unaware that he will be dumped just days after presents have been exchanged.
nicole: where is my new red dress?
tom: im so sorry, i didn't have enough money!
nicole: what, you cheap bastard! don't u love me?
tom: of corse i do,i got a new job and worked all the overtime i could and i got everything else on the list! isn't £300 of presents enough!
nicole: no! soon as its january your gone. then i'm gonna find a boyfriend with a proper hair cut and more money
tom: nooooooooooo im a christmas boyfriend ! nooooooo
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The phenomenon that whenever you're around your boyfriend/crush you immediately develop ten zits, the makeup melts from your face, and you look like you haven't showered in years.
Ana: I took a full body shower at my boyfriends place but after two hours I felt like a competitor on naked and afraid
Laura: Its that boyfriend air
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(1) A favored male romantic companion with whom no commitment nor title has yet been established. While a committed relationship is expected to be eminent, specific elements prevent this from occurring (distance, parental demands, awaiting divorce finalization, or simple "not-to-that-point-yet" reasoning.) While no commitment has been made, and you are free to date others, feelings for said partner often prevent it. Your non-boyfriend is often unaware that you have dubbed him as such, but all of your friends are aware of it. This relationship phase will fall somewhere between "Boyfriend" and "That-guy-I've-been-seeing".
(2) A fuck buddy with whom emotional feelings are present and mutual, but not discussed and no commitment exists.
Beth: So what's the deal with you and Mark? Is he your boyfriend or are you guys just friends?
Ashley: We haven't really talked about it yet, but we'll have our 5th date tomorrow. He's definitely more my non-boyfriend.
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A Michael is the best boyfriend you could ever want. Hes caring, a gentlemen, sweet, gourgeous eyes, cutest and kindest guy you will every meet so don't lose him cause it will be hard to find another person like him.
Girl: My date with Michael was amazing. Hes the perfect Ideal Boyfriend.
Friend: What happened?
Girl: He was so nice he was such a gentlemen i hope we have a 2nd date.
Friend: I hope so too
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when you haven't seen your loved one for a few days due to busy each other's schedules etc. and start to go through withdrawal, mentally and physically craving to be snuggled up next to them as if they were your all-purpose-blanket.
Person 1: Aaaah, I feel so cold on the inside, It's Wednesday and haven't seen Tim this week yet!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I've been working late evenings and he's been busy too. Hate shift work!! I've got boyfriend withdrawals!:(
Person 2: Awww, that's so cute.
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