Darren “not a dick” Cross from the hit Marvel Cinematic Universe movie Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania, formerly known as Yellowjacket, currently goes by the alias M.O.D.O.K. (Mechanized Organism Designed Only For Killing.)
Person 1: Dude, MODOK is such a dick.
Person 2: EXCUSE ME FINE SIR, DARREN CROSS IS NOT A DICK!
Absoulute horn dog,
Will frick anything in existence
A handsome guy, almost every girl like him, very polite guy and wonderful, has a big penis, And love animal mostly cat, really good at making friends, Darren will love car and motorcycles and like to hangout with friends
This sex position consists of being in love with the person you're having sex with, but they are not in love with you.
Example: "I love you so much baby, can we do THE DARREN HAIG tonight?"
Darren's left cheek is an attention-seeking edgelord that is emo
Jack: Man, I hate life, I want to be edgy and cool
Lucas: You sound like Darren's left cheek rn
He is loyal to his friends his lover and his family but he is an underrated athlete who is counted out many times but in the end proves them wrong and make it pro
Dont give up on "Darren Smith" he's gonna do big things.