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Something your girlfriend wont talk about.
Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen.
Guy: what's that.
Girl: you know
A dozen is 12, a baker's dozen is 13, an Epstein's dozen is 14
I picked up an Epstein's dozen of doughnuts.
That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first
Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!
11; as opposed to a Baker's Dozen, 13
There couldn't have been more than a butcher's dozen in the bag.
A six-pack marketed as a case. Corporate advertising that cynically misleads buyers into thinking they are getting more than they receive.
Contrary to the baker's dozen of 13 to encourage long-term loyalty, the corporate dozen provides less than that advertised for short-term gain. or: The baker's dozen is what we were, and the corporate dozen is what we have become.
a dozen is 12, baker's dozen is 13
a mad Karen caused havoc at a store saying that dozen is 50, and since than - "Karen's dozen" = 50
how many burgers did you sell last night, Joe? I sold 3 Karen's dozens (150)
A dozen under the Karen standard is 50, as opposed to 12.
"Fifty. Five zero. That's what a dozen is!" -Dunkin Donuts Karen
Scale provided by reddit user u/Iamvanno:
Dozen = 12.
Baker's dozen = 13.
Karen's dozen = 50.