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A dozen is 12, a baker's dozen is 13, an Epstein's dozen is 14
I picked up an Epstein's dozen of doughnuts.
the sexual act of receiving oral sex before ejaculating into a soft-boiled egg (other eggs are available)
1 (with rizz): "wanna catch this a worker's dozen, girl?"
2: "i am contacting the police"
Get The Dozen Amount Mug, Also Get A Neck Gaiter
A numerical amount to describe an abundance of swag.
"Yo how much swag do you got?"
"A swaggers dozen"
swag swagger fuck boy
Just as a Baker's Dozen historically refers to 13 (typically as bread rolls), A Chipper's Dozen refers to some number greater than that which was ordered, typically applied to Potato Cakes / Potato Scallops / Potato Fritters. In any such case, the customer will order and pay for some number of these fried delights and typically receive something like 1.3 to 1.5x that number. More typically this applies to an order less than a dozen, so it is more useful (though more cumbersome) to describe a "Chipper's half-dozen".
"Order 67! - 8 potato cakes."
"Yep, that's me."
"Yeah no worries. A few of these looked a bit puny so I threw in a couple more for ya."
"Thanks mate. Whoa thanks, there's like 10 in here or maybe more?"
"You're alright - just a standard Chipper's dozen."
The Day that somebody turns 12 years old, Or a Dozen years old
An unnecessarily large collection of any particular thing
A shit-ton
"My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"
"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."
"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."