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The act of spitting the tasty fecal residue of a tossed salad from your mouth onto your significant other's face.
Chris finished eating ate Debbie's ass and promptly gave her a sewer mask.
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When wearing tight clothing and farting, you may swing your arms in such a manner that forces the fart out of your collar or hood. bystanders may think your face has just farted and you will carry around a mask of fart for seconds to minutes
guy 1: *farts, stretches arms and abruptly brings arms back to sides, fart emits from collar
girl 1: oh my god! did your face just fart?
guy 2: yea, he'll be walking around with a fart mask for a few...
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When a female is giving you head remove your penis and act like you are about to give her a facial. Instead of giving her the facial continue to masturbate on her face while removing your dip then slingging it across her face saying, "Gotcha Bitch!"
"Yeah, I gave that girl a hillbilly mask!" (normally followed by a round of intense round of high-fives)
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When the wearing of a face mask has turned into a divisive political issue in a number of countries that protect their citizens’ individual rights, whose selfish behaviors in donning zero masks in public in the midst of a pandemic crisis endanger the health of the majority.
Alt-right politicians are pushing their political mask agenda, by pretending to address the anti-social demands of a noisy minority to win their votes.
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something for the history books! , and the curse of older types concerned with the status of their hearing !
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
When you straddle your (ideally, much younger) boyfriend and pull a batwing {stretching ones' scrotum until it resembles a bat's wing} over his eyes.
To get the part, Joseph Gordon-Levitt let Christopher Nolan give him a Robin's Mask
Batgirl's Wing Batwing Electrolysis Ben Affleck Matt Damon
To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.
Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?
Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.