1. When someone is joking and you want to remind them that it's serious business.
2. Something for real.
Mrs_Doubtfire: his face is purple
Cassy_007: thats not funny
sandy_pants: hes face is red
KEL29: this is real puma
A real woman is a woman of virtue. She allows the man to have his authoritarian role, but also doesn’t allow anyone to walk over her and diminish her value and what she brings to the table. A real woman understands that there is a two player part in what a man and woman can build together, as a unit. I wrote this because when I first researched what a “real woman” is, I was hurt and felt disrespected because all that came up were references to a woman’s physical body. I find that extremely degrading because when I researched what a “real man” was there was absolutely nothing about his body. And everything about personal characteristics and all. And people wonder why women get upset and think men don’t actually value a woman as a person.
She’s a real woman. She’s everything.
It signifies seriousness; means your dead serious about something or a situation.
Yo I'm gonna beat that nigga the fuck up yo, Real Rap!!!
The period in between lag spikes on Ragnarok Online.
1) "The server's lagging again! Time for real life."
That girl you just can't quite let go of. Don't.
Mate, she's the real deal...
1. To give oral pleasure to a female by stimulating her genitalia, such as her vagina, clitoris, or cunt.
2. To have a woman cook a meal for you from scratch like a real woman should.
3. A full meal, made up of appetizers (a.k.a the tits), a tossed salad, and a desert which involves popped cherries.
Jack went over to Jill's house in order eat some Real Food for her birthday.
n.
1. The philosophy of talking candidly and openly and honestly without fear of what others might think
a. usually for another's benefit to let them know of something that is usually hard to discuss
b. to let others know that you are talking honestly and sincerely and that what you are expressing is not a joke and that you are unabashedly being true to your own thoughts and feelings
c. Real Talk can be used in the sense to affirm what someone is saying as a true, or valid statement and that they are expressing sincere thoughts and opinions. the two are not necessarily always inclusive though
Person A: DUDE I'M GOING TO SEND HER A CARNATION WITH A POEM. It'll make her love me.
Person B: REAL TALK BRAH that will back fire, you are an idiot.