Sack of Flour

A typical friend who lays on their ass all day pretending to do "other things" rather than actually perform some productive task. This friend may make excuses of homework, school, alternate activities, time-consuming single player games, et cetera. In reality, they are likely sitting on their couch watching TV.

You: Hey, (name), you want to go play paintball or game this weekend?

Friend: Nah. I've got a test to study for, a few papers to write, and a bunch of other things that piled up suddenly.

You: Why are you being such a sack of flour, I know you don't have any shit to do...

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sack whack

to be smacked in the scrotum very fast and very painfully.

" hey, whats wrong with you?"

"i just got sack whacked"

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hacky sack

A fun, yet addicting game played with your legs. Played in a circle with as much people as possible, the general goal is to have everyone kick the sack before it hits the ground; a hack. once that gets boring you can freestyle.

Celebrate Hacky Sack Day

Hacky Sack Day is the first sunday of every month

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Sack Master

A Highschool, College, NFL, or any other type of defensive football player (usually a defensive end or outside linebacker) that is known to get an impressive amount of sacks.

Julius Peppers, John Abraham, Shawn Marriman, Justin Tuck, Osi Umenyiora, Jared Allen, Joey Porter, James Harrison, Mario Williams, and Demarcus Ware are all examples of current NFL Sack Masters.

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Cracky Sack

When you pour a beer, down your back, through your crack, off your sack, into your shoe, and then you drink it.

Jimmy B is one sick fuck...he did three cracky sacks last night!

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Goon Sack

Brilliant invention of wine in a bag, sold in a cardboard box. After you finish drinking it. You can blow it up and use it as a pillow.

The best part about drinking a goon sack is after your finished you can blow it up and use it as a pillow mate

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Sack Sat

When a man with large floppy balls accidentally sits down on his own testicles, causing much shouting and pain.

Brian sat down too quickly, and ended up on one of his own balls. Got Sack Sat Son!