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A male, who under the slightest of sexual encounters, achieves an erection.
Blake had some chick hug him and now he is hard, he just claims he gets easy wood.
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Getting caught cheating on your wife which results in her beating your ass with your own golf clubs while she chases you down the street in your escalade!
My Best Friend's husband just admitted to sexting some tramp in Ohio she was so pissed she gave him a Tiger Woods!
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When you see someone, a girl if you're a guy and a guy if you're a girl, and suddenly find there's a physical liking towards that person... Almost like a mental boner, but more subtle... Also bears the same meaning as the saying 'I would', ie, I would tap that!
I saw this girl, with a face, and boobage, and immediately classified her as Eye Wood... mostly because I would!
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Kylie Jenner's best friend who accidentally touched Kylie's older sister Khloe Khardashian's boyfriend's pee pee. The man involved, Tristan Thomson, also accidentally touched her and the two accidentally started grabbing each other passionately and accidentally locked lips and such.
No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
(Jordyn Woods's shitty rhapsody)
Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!
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One of the most underrated, underappreciated actors in the history of American cinema, as proven by the fact that he has but this one defenition. A remarkable performer with an extraordinarily diverse range in acting talent.
What a compelling performance! You just pulled a James Woods...
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Tiger's new name........think about it
My wife is away for the weekend, I'm gonna go Cheetah woods!
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A 1950's writer/director who, after his death in 1978, became a cult icon as a contender for "Worst Director of All Time." Though often showing flashes of invention (Plan Nine from Outer Space, his magnum opus, featured aliens attempting to invade the earth by reanimating the dead), his films were marred by bad writing, bad acting, and a stunning depth and breadth of technical ineptitude. His only skill as a director seemed to lie in convincing investors that his next picture was going to be a smash hit (or, at least, make its money back), even though everything about his track record suggested otherwise.
When his string of failures as a Hollywood director became too great to ignore, Wood wound up in the adult entertainment industry, writing and occasionally directing soft- and hard-core pornography films.
Writer, director, decorated WWII combat veteran, and transvestite (Wood claimed to be wearing women's underwear while storming the beach at Tarawa), Wood was the subject of a 1994 biopic directed by (who else?) Tim Burton, and was portrayed by (again, who else?) Johnny Depp.
Oh, snap! You did NOT just compare George Lucas to Ed Wood!
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