Chinese Food

Mouth watering, life giving, pieces of Heaven.

House Special Lo Mein and Crab Rangoons... That'll be $12.35

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Food Nazi

A person who tries to influence the types of food other people eat, like to eat, or are legally able to eat. Uses propaganda, taxes, statutes, insults, lectures, and other types of persuasive tactics to achieve this goal. Usually follows a diet that is vegan, raw vegan, vegetarian, gluten free, all organic, fair trade, locally sourced, low sugar, low fat, anti-trans-fat, anti-salt, or some combination of these.

Well, the Food Nazis are trying to outlaw Happy Meals again. Big surprise...

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Food Lick

Synonymous with 'Good Luck'. Originates from typographical errors and auto correct software on mobile touch screen keyboards.

SMS exchange:

STUDENT
I have an exam in a minute

PAL
Ohh, food lick!!!

STUDENT
... whut?

PAL
*Good luck - fml autocorrect

STUDENT
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Food-safari

A term that describes the journey embarked on when visiting multiple food vendors, in fairly quick sucession, whilst trying to satisfy an insatiable hunger- this journey is typically made as a result of being absolutely shit-faced.

'Hey Justin, I went on a crazy food-safari on the way home from the pub last night: pizza, kebab AND Donalds."

food fodder

At a dinner table, when there's nothing to talk about but the food. (Usually awkward and directionless conversation)

Justin: "How's that steak treating ya?"

Rick: (finishes chewing) "It's good... How's your pasta?"

Justin: "It's good...."

(Awkward silence ensues)

Rick: (Thinking to himself) "That conversation was such food fodder"

Food fitting

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

Food Bully

Someone who actively tries to alter the recipe to the food you are cooking.

My wife would 'food bully' me into putting paprika on my eggs.