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sherlyn and alan are way better than us because they are hot and sexy wish it could be us </3
A devious monkey owned by 'XpickelsX' on the popular pirate themed game Sea Of Thieves.
Alan is known for his racially abusive tendencies which often gets him shot out of a cannon.
"I've lost my galleon, who could've done this?"
"must have been the work of a certain Alan Tango"
Stealth bad ass who hung on a tree during hurricane Harvey over 18 hours, grumpy old fart that has 9 lives like a cat.
Lets climb a tree like alan Butterfield
For God's sake, do research on this before putting in a definition!
noun
1. the first American in space
verb
1. (unofficial) some sexual act
noun
1. "Alan Shepard was the second person in space after Yuri Gagarin from the Soviet Union."
verb
1. "Imagine you were the first American in space, and some pervert decides to put a made-up, sexual definition of your name. Disgusting."
Former Peruvian president known for being sketchy, corrupt and fat.
Alan is known for escape from Peruvian justice several times, have received a big bribes and released drug traffickers and corrupt people in his period leading country.
Alan Garcia ruins country in the '80s. During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks and numerous human rights abuses.
Alan Garcia fuck up Peru twice
“Hey have you heard of Alan Torres?”
“No, who is he??”
“Alan Torres, the king of rape”
A smart Russian/Latvian guy but is lazy and never puts his mind to something. handsome dude who pulls gal, if hes active. he flirts more with the boys than the girls. he could be gay who knows. always licking his lips looking at his best friend cuz hes a flipping weirdo. he gets beaten by his dad wrestling. and looks like beetlejuice. his dad is bold.
Alans finks sucks willy on a daily