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The one class where you'll read so many books, poems, and dramas that your eyes will rot out of your head due to exhaustion. The teacher will drown you with more homework than you've received your whole high school career and tell you to have it done by tomorrow, only to give you an "F" because you couldn't do the assignment correctly. This class is often associated with the words; suicide, sleep-deprived, Britney Spears meltdown, and sometimes fatality.
Friend: Did you sleep last night?
You after taking AP English: What the hell is sleep? Are you talking about that thing Lindsay Lohan has done with her career?
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1. A woman with tits of low quality, being in that they may be extremely long and flat, or spread out when they are not confined by a bra.
2. A woman with tits resembling those of a primate at the zoo.
"Eww, that girl just flashed her ape tits at us!"
"With ape tits like that she should be in a zoo."
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The creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes
Sigourney Weaver, Sarah Palin, and every Asian woman over fifty have Ape Face.
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Beginning: Confident, stuck-up, self-proclaimed overachievers/geniuses enter the classroom.
Result: A horde of mindless zombies, mumbling senseless jibberish, back-broken by books & homework, personalities shattered by shock & insomnia, driven to the edge of both sanity & society by lack of social life, totters feebly out of the classroom.
AP Student's schedule
Class.................Location..................Teacher
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AP Class A/B......The Boiler Room......Satan, Devil
AKA Hell
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I told Rob I slept with his girl and he went ape shit on me.
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A hair style related to but distinct from the mullet, hockey hair, Kentucky waterfall, and Cincinnati toupee. The ape drape is defined by its vigorous growth and lack of part. The drape should be shorter in the front but should ease in gracefully to the shoulders without showing any signs of human intervention. In the dim light of an alley, ape drapes should give their owners the silhouette of a mountain gorilla.
I burned all photos of me in eighth grade because I was sporting an ape drape.
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the literal and metaphoric translation of "satan". there is no other way to describe this class other than hell, torture, memorization of pointless shit, the biggest GPA sinker since Calc ABCDEFG. If you find pictures of physical deformities useful for memes, though, take this class!
-Hey Craig, how's ap bio going?
-well, last night I lit my ap biology textbook on fire, dried the ashes with all the tears of children in a small Ugandan village, and then let that baby sink to the bottom of the atlantic
-Wow! that sucks
-pretty sure it killed a seagull when it fell. karma!
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