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Real Estate Agent

A woman who negotiates the "sale" of some "private property." In other words, a prostitute.

Hey, I was just looking for a "Real Estate Agent" in the phonebook.

by Wallydon January 7, 2010

54๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Agent orange

An agent of chaos, a drama king.

Agent orange is making a soap opera out of peoples lives.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Agent Smith Syndrome

A phenomenon occurring in video-games, typically open-world sand-box titles set in urban environments, where otherwise harmless pedestrians suddenly appear to transform into the game's principal antagonist as if in the Matrix.

Assassin's Creed is a textbook example of Agent Smith Syndrome, wherein stealth-murdering some annoying leper in a marketplace crowded with civilians suddenly leads to dozens of guards popping out of nowhere trying to chop off my limbs as if this were the Matrix and they're all Agent Smith.

by Al-toid July 27, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


sleeper agent

a guy who for all appearances is straight, but has a kinsey scale number other than 0.

man, that frat party was full of sleeper agents

by wejak September 24, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double Agent Retard

When you are a genuine retard but have the social skills to maneuver your way into an unfavorable social scenario and pass as a non-retard.

Double agent retard, double agent retard; double agent retard (double agent retard) / double agent retard.

If you are reading this, you are likely a double agent retard.

by Chris is fag July 23, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


real estate agent

In hot real estate markets a housewife or soccer mom that subsidizes the household income by listing family and friend's houses for sale. Usually not very knowledgable about anything related to real estate, a real estate agent is often considered a career choice while raising children.

Hey hon, is your cousin Margie still a real estate agent or should we hire someone to sell the house? I can't remember if her kids are in school now.

by Grant Rampus July 4, 2016

14๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


real estate agent

Used by guys in their late-twenties, early-thirties when unemployed/ living off their trust fund. Requires lots of dinner meetings, drinks out, golf and fishing. Only property ever bought/sold is for their dad. Often in need of rehab and sometimes known as a douchebag.

"What's Joe up to these days?"
"Oh, he's a "real estate agent" in Charleston, so basically, nothing but drinking."

by ex-pat May 27, 2007

37๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž