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A bout of diarrhea that, when released in a public bathroom, is so particularly smelly and loud that passers-by may mistake it for a terrorist attack.
Person A: Dude, who are those federal agent looking guys wearing sunglasses down in the lobby? I just saw them put Ken in the back of one of their vehicles.
Person B: You wonβt believe it β Ken had a bad case of al-qaedarrhea in the first floor bathroom. Some poor soul using the stall next to him freaked when he heard and smelt it, and called the Dept. of Homeland Security.
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Defiantly not the liberal version of Rush Limbaugh. Al Franken tells the truth and always makes a correction if he makes a mistake, no matter how minor. Rush Limbaugh deliberately lies, but Republicans have to lie because if they told the truth no one except the wealthiest 2% of the population that benefit from their policies would vote for them. Al Franken is a centrist and the most conservative host on the liberal Air America Radio network.
Al Franken is going to be a senator from Minnesota after 2008.
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A total hottie that every girl would be lucky to be with. A very foreign and exotic name. Al-ameens are so fucking cool too. And they dress cool.
That dude is such a chick magnet. Hes extremely popular. Hes a total Al-ameen.
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Born 1958, a musician known best perhaps for forming the legendary Chicago Industrial Metal act Ministry, as well as writing most (if not all) of the music and being the only consistant member throughout the band's 27-year history. Jourgensen is also in charge of other bands such as 1000 Homo DJs, Revolting Cocks (often shortened as "RevCo") and Lard with former Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra.
Jourgensen is a noted hater of the Bush family, his favorite targets being former presidents George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush, with several of Ministry's songs being critical of the way they've run the country.
I really hope Al Jourgensen organizes a Ministry reunion tour in the future.
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Unlike popular belief al Qaeda does not mean "The Base". It means word for word "The Order". The society was formed under the training of USA to subdue the communism spread to Afghanistan. Due to the "My enemy's enemy is my friend" approach of USA, now al Qaeda is a major problem and a threat to the security of many Westerners. USA used to support this organization until it got out of hand, now is the time for destruction of it.
Osama, who is the al Qaeda leader is a dumbass who killed many muslims too by leading the attack on the twin towers.
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A terrorist group led by Osama Bin Laden devoted to destroying the west, killing innocent lives of the "infidels" and making Islam and Muslims look bad.
Don't blame the majority of Muslims who only want to live peaceful lives, blame Al Qaeda and the Islamic Fundamentalists instead
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Very funny meme from the hit game Among Us
kinda sus
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look its a funny meme from Among-Us "Al-Mogus" Kinda sus!
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