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Basically, Allison, known as Alli, is a ballsack, a very crusty one with cheese hiding in between the folds of skin like the creamy condensed cheese like residue that hides under a males uncircumcised penis. But the cheese is especially green like the cheese from Diary of A Wimpy Kid because its so moldy, that it leaves a distinct smell of a rotting arse that was severed from Eggman. Bro even sonic cant “gotta go fast” away from this ballsack.
Person No. 1: Alli (Allison) is such a basic bitch right?
Person No. 2: No, to me shes more of a ballsack
Person No. 1: What
A term for a useless female welder that is weak and can’t tighten anything up
Wtf this is Allison tight loose as fuck who tightened this up
An Allison Barajas is a short girl that loves hot chips and lives in wilmington.
Abby:omg that girl is such an "allison barajas"
Has skill issues, is also a succubus, not holy at all
#L+No maidens or bachelors
She even gave my dad immaculate SUCK (I heard it)
My pronouns are she but not her because I will never be HER... Allison. Allison is the baddest bitch strutting down the street in those chunky ass dr. martens. WE stan. Everyone goes to share tea just to catch a glimpse of her making some ABB a milk tea with extra boba. She always dresses in neutral colors so that she doesn't get attacked by animals in the wilderness. She's a girly who drives with the check engine light on and is surprised when the car explodes on the freeway. Next time you see Allison, please check her tire pressure. If you see her know she has a gorilla grip punani and isn't afraid to use it.
Allison stepped on me in her docs
omg really? she ran me over when her breaks stopped workin g
that's allison ig.
Probably one of the coolest girls ever.
Alison with one L is probably a preppy brunette upper class woman of intelligence and culture.
Allison with two L’s is a similar variant but prettier, probably blonde, and more sociable. Very likely a cokehead.
Alison and Allison are two different types of upper middle class ladies.
(This is a joke) I am an Allison. Some words I would use to describe myself is: They am usually shy but they will open up to people when they get to know them. Dont get on their bad side. Can be mean. ALL boys fall for her but she wont fall for them. When she does fall she falls so hard its hard to get up. If you do manage to get her, dont let her go cause if you do youll regret it for the rest of your life. Youll be lucky to have her as a friend. She will make you smile when your around her. Dont be shy and get to know her. It wont be a mistake.
*This is Real*
My friends: Your so ugly
Me: ikr
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*Real*
Teacher: Write a slide show about yourself
Me: How are some ways to describe myself?
Teacher: Smart, talented, beautiful, artistic, funny
Me: Since when?
Teacher: Always
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Guy 1: Who was that? She was the hottest person Ive ever seen.
Guy 2: Bro you dont know her? Shes Allison.
Guy 1: Im gonna ask her out, bro.
Guy 3 : Don't bother, shes gonna be mine.
Guy 1: No man shes gonna be mine.
Guy 3: Well lets go over and see.
Guy 4: Lets hope you guys dont get rejected.
Guy 1: What do you mean
Guy 4: Havent heard? She already rejected half the school.