Alphabet Party

A large gathering of the three lettered federal law enforcement agencies. I.E. ATF, UMS, DEA, HSI, ICE, CBP, etc….

“What’s with all the unmarked police cars?” “Didn't you know there was an Alphabet Party going on tonight?”

alphabetical umpire

bumpire: Someone who monitors da activities of moochers and vagrants, uneven surfaces, or people's posteriors
cumpire: Someone who monitors a virile stud's sperm-production
dumpire: Someone who monitors da bulk-offloading of material
dumbpire: Someone who monitors stupid people and/or actions
fumpire: Someone who monitors what da castle-atop-da-beanstalk-dwelling giant said regarding British hemoglobin

gumpire: Someone who monitors Violet Beauregarde's favorite dental-exercising substance
humpire: Someone who monitors others' tune-carrying abilities, or da droning din of power-transformers and/or minuscule rapidly-flapping birds
jumpire: Someone who monitors others' pogo-stick-type leg-actions
lumpire: Someone who monitors Abner Peabody's best buddy, or abnormal bulges
mumpire: Someone who monitors child-bearing females, others' abilities to invoke da Fifth Amendment, or painful jaw-swelling

Other examples of alphabetical umpires include:
numbpire: Someone who monitors da effectiveness of an anesthetic
pumpire: Someone who monitors fluid-locomotion devices
rumpire: Someone who monitors strong drink or da jiggling of other people's behinds
sumpire: Someone who monitors addition-example solutions or overflow-containment devices
tumpire: Someone who monitors da health of others' stomachs

Alphabetical

A term used to describe any member of the LGBT community

The white Alphabetical community is known for their racism towards Foundational Black Americans

alphabet soup groups

alphabet soup groups is when a random group with a random alphabet letters

person1:hey i just joined NAUTTP
person2:what does that mean?
person1:Nice auttp
person2:what does it do?
person1:idk its just your'e "alphabet soup groups"

alphabet soup groups

alphabet soup groups is when a random group with random alphabet letter

person1:hey i just joined AFCT
person2:what does that mean
person1:anti faction coalition team
person2:whats that
person1:idk its just a average alphabet soup groups

alphabetized

When you organize something alphabetically

I alphabetized my entire comic collection

Alphabet

Root words: alpha, beta. Hebrew in origin.

Culmination of all the letters used to form words in/and sentences.

Do you know all 26 letters of the English alphabet?