American carnage

A post-truth term intended to scare impressionable adults and small children who are not in possession of the facts.

Go to bed children, or the President won't be able to protect you from the American carnage.

catfrican american

Another name for a black cat

It is considered to be bad luck for a catfrican American to run out in front of your car

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American Roulette

Attending public school in the United States.

Every American is required by law to play American Roulette 2,340 times before reaching adulthood.

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American Embassy

A McDonalds. Typically one in a foreign country.

If all the restaurants in Paris are treating you like crap, you could always go to the American Embassy.

the american way

the wrong way, but faster

1:did you hear? george bush says he is going to handle iraq the american way
2:we're fucked then
1:indeed we are

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Rare Americans

A banging ass rock band with a horse named Alfred as their mascot.

-Any music recommendations?

-Yeah, yo dumbass should listen to Rare Americans

American Pounding

A.K.A. Patriot Act

1. A sex act between a man and a woman, which consists in hanging the woman to the ceiling using leather straps for the legs, engaging in rough coitus, beating the woman's rear end blue, letting go off the straps and finishing on her buttocks. Her strap marks represent the stripes, the buttocks the square and the splooge the stars of the flag of the land of freedom, hence the very appropriate name.

Note: The most ideal way to do it is to use exactly thirteen straps, commit the act against the partner's will and/or knowledge, and do it publicly, to brashly deny it afterwards. The woman, or passive partner, also has to be as light-skinned as possible.

At least four variations of this popular sex technique also exist:

The Liberal:
Giving the passive role to a man, the penetrative role to a woman, or both. Bonus points if it's also interracial.

The Conservative:
Shooting down the passive partner and burying the evidence. Bonus points if everything takes place in the cheapest Roadside Motel avaliable and no condoms are used.

Raising the Flag:
Just as the act is finished, stick a pole no less long than a broomstick on the passive partner's mouth. Actually raising the flagpole high above and saluting a possibly inexistant crowd is optional. Overdoing it may however turn the whole thing into a conservative, so be careful.

The Veteran's Day Homage:
Giving your girlfriend/wife to a real veteran for the purpose of this act.

John A: I gave a good American Pounding to Jazznellie last night.

John B: I have always dreamed of doing that shit! How was it??

John A: Son, It was glorious.

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