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n. Walking up to a random pregnant woman in public, punching her in the stomach, and running
Jesus! Karl, that kid just street abortioned your wife!
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Giving birth right into a bear's mouth
She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"
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When you start to get a half boner but you start to think of something to take your mind off of it like your grandmother naked so it doesn't reach full maturity of an erection
Bro i did a boner abortion in math class when i saw Brianna's tight ass in those shorts.
1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.
2. The bulimia of 21st century.
3. Food toss to stay fit.
Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.
Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'
Stupid fortnite kid: Yo have you heard of zenitsusbigjuicyass79 he's pretty cool
Me: nah fuck that psychopath he's a failed abortion
A sex act where a girl is fisted so hard that the person preforming the act is elbow deep into the girls vagina
Four play for so intense to the point that he gave me an Alaskan abortion.
When somone has acne on their face and you ask them if it's the scars from when their parent tried to abort them.
Is that acne on your face or scars from when your mum tried to abort you.
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Me: Have you seen Adam? Him: the guy with abortion scars?