This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

have you gone raving mad

Cheifly Northern English

Have you gone completely insane

The Moon is made out of cheese. Have you gone Raving Mad! The moon isn't made out of you silly old bat.

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where the hell have you been loca?!

literally the best line in twilight: new moon.

bella! where the hell have you been loca?!?!???

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I'll have you know that I was drunk

Excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. Often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, felching, belching, farting, public Defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. Sometimes said as: I'll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. If you're a recovering alcoholic, don't use it after you beat the crap out of a liquor store owner.

I'll have you know that I was drunk at the time of the floor buffer incident.

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gonna have you naked by the end of this song

Is what Justin did to Janet during the superbowl halftime.

Justin: "gonna have you naked by the end of this song!"...*RIPP!*

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gonna have you naked by the end of this song

a segment of lyrics from justin timberlakes song, "rock your body." the famous last words said before ripping off janet jacksons boob cover at the superbowl

In rock ur body, one lyric is, "gonna have u naked by the end of this song"

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gonna have you naked by the end of this song

Final words utterred prior to revealing Janet Jackson's naked breast.

"Gonna Have you Naked By The End of This Song!"...Shhhhrrrripppp!!! Boobage!

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