artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

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Flap Artist

Someone who is constantly scared or 'Flapping'

John: What are you playing?
James: Amnesia, I'm proper flapping
John: You're a proper flap artist that's why

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Penis artist

Every guy in America.

"Hey, George."
"Hey, Kyle!"
"Whatchaa dooing?"
"Drawing penises, and stuff."
"..."
"..."
"Can I help?"
I forgot to include penis artist.

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Singles Artist

A music artist that can't sell enough albums to reach #1 because of their lack of promotion or large fan base, but their singles go straight to #1 because either they are good i.e. Rolling in the Deep by Adele or are generic trash like Katy Perry's Last Friday Night.

Katy Perry, Rihanna, Kesha, Pitbull are all singles artists because they can't sell an album to save their lives.

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Starving Artist

You must have came from Friday Night Funkin' Huh? Well a starving artist is a Starving Artist is a sad and depressed person that literally starves themselves and or does anything to make money in anyway possible until they will possibly pass out maybe.

Wow have you ever heard of the "Starving Artist" Mod On Friday Night Funkin? I heard it has a really sad and depressing backstory

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Artistic Quotient

Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.

According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.

Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?

Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.

Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?

Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!

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Shaft Artist

Much like a Con Artist but a professional at Shafting instead of Conning. If you need to know more about shafting, refer to shaft.

Camilo: Bro Alex I don't understand Mike man. He invites me out and then he shafts me!
Alex: Bro man wtf, Mike is a fucking shaft artist!

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