artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

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Flap Artist

Someone who is constantly scared or 'Flapping'

John: What are you playing?
James: Amnesia, I'm proper flapping
John: You're a proper flap artist that's why

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Penis artist

Every guy in America.

"Hey, George."
"Hey, Kyle!"
"Whatchaa dooing?"
"Drawing penises, and stuff."
"..."
"..."
"Can I help?"
I forgot to include penis artist.

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Singles Artist

A music artist that can't sell enough albums to reach #1 because of their lack of promotion or large fan base, but their singles go straight to #1 because either they are good i.e. Rolling in the Deep by Adele or are generic trash like Katy Perry's Last Friday Night.

Katy Perry, Rihanna, Kesha, Pitbull are all singles artists because they can't sell an album to save their lives.

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Starving Artist

You must have came from Friday Night Funkin' Huh? Well a starving artist is a Starving Artist is a sad and depressed person that literally starves themselves and or does anything to make money in anyway possible until they will possibly pass out maybe.

Wow have you ever heard of the "Starving Artist" Mod On Friday Night Funkin? I heard it has a really sad and depressing backstory

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Knockout artist

One who is usually undefeated and nearly defeats all of their opponents by knockout

Mike Tyson is a real knockout artist

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Jazz Artist

One who partakes in the art of playing a glass instrument,bowl, or pipe. Commonly referred to as smoking, but with grace and skill.

I cant believe you ate that whole bag of cheese, you jazz artist.

I would'nt mind checking my head. You jazz artists want to make some music?

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