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Ur Auntie a Thotie

The most terrifying and most feared insult in any language known, and has the power to win any argument with a simple phrase.

Andrew: ur mom gay
Jeff: no u
Andrew: ur dad lesbian
Jeff: ur auntie a thotie
Andrew: *entire human race vanished from exsistence*

Sima Aunty from Mumbai

Sima Aunty is a matchmaker in Mumbai, India. She acted in Netflix's Indian Matchmaking show.

- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.

- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.

- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.

Friend: OMG! Nick Jonas and Priyanka are a perfect match.
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."