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Australian Shower

When you do a handstand over a toilet bowl and then pee while you’re upside down

The other night I was feeling experimental so I went to the bathroom and did the Australian shower

by dogsonclouds September 27, 2018

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Australian Sandpaper

The sandpaper used by Australian cricketers for cheating which they accepted during Aus tour of South Africa, 2018 proving the decades/centuries old allegations that Australians are a born cheater being from a convict ancestry. Ricky Ponting and others being a famous example.
Watch here: On YouTube homepage URL, add watch?v=rCsWS_UU218

A: I did an Australian Sandpaper with my mom.
B: What do you mean, maait?
A: I cheated and did my mom.

by aussiehunter September 25, 2018

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Australian Kangarod

The sexual act of a light-skin Australian female, dressing up as a kangaroo just to get shot by her husband, dressed as an

African kangaroo hunter. than proceeds to fuck her with an AK-47

I'm a bout to Australian Kangarod the shit out of my boss if he does a Sausage Backspin on my desk again..

by YaboiArabCaillou December 13, 2018

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Australian Kiss

When two people make their buttholes kiss.

"Last night I was lying, on my back, with my knees up to my chin, spreading my ass apart. Then Celsie squatted over me and halo-dropped her anus onto mine. Best Australian Kiss I've ever had since, Ada,m."

by xTrainerRedx June 19, 2018

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australian bobsled

When one takes a didgeridoo and packs it full of snow, and begins to insert into an anus and begins to blow the snow into your anal cavity!

Jay began to take the Australian bobsled he then began to get a brain freeze when Austin pack his ass with snow by performing a musical master piece.

by stihl December 27, 2013

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australian pancake

when a guy cums on a girls stomach and then she lays in the sun.

cooked an australian pancake this morning

by simplepleasures March 24, 2008

8πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


australian cleavage

butt cleavage - cleavage from the land down under

People of Wal-Mart is riddled with people with serious, world class australian cleavage

by Kelly-TBCRI December 3, 2010

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