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Australian Bobhopper

an obscure sexual move that has no accurate definition or description of what happens, although in certain cases, extreme "plowing" was used.

Van: Guess what d00d?

Zant: wazzat?

Van: Me and Brittny did an Australian Bobhopper last week.

Zant: Cool. How was it?

Van: .....i dont know.

Zant: You have no idea what it, do you?

Van: yup.

by Getsuyobi February 29, 2008

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Australian kiss

like a French kiss but "down under"

He gave her an Australian kiss

by Guess Who May 29, 2015

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


un-Australian

A word used by arrogant australian bigots. It essentially means unpatriotic. It has the same basic meaning as 'un-american' except that american and australian bigots have differing opinions on what makes a patriot. Calling a woman un-Australian is normally considered to be a light-hearted joke. The word is normally used by men, against other men. Calling an australian man 'un-australian' is questioning his man-hood.

Some things considered un-Australian:
Failing to drink beer socially.
Failing to know or care about sport, specifically football.(as opposed to soccor)
Knowing the second verse of the Australian national anthem.

There are three men standing around a BBQ, one offers to go inside and grab some beer. Another man states that he'd rather not have a drink. The third says "Jesus mate, that's downright un-Australian, what are you? A poof or something?"

by schmildo July 31, 2011

13πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Australian Parts

The area 'down under' your pants, generally referring to your genitals.

1) We're going to a party? Alright, but I gotta head home and shower first. My Australian parts need a little air.

variation:

2) - Did you buy that girl a drink?
- Yeah, she's Australian.
- Oh, so that's why she sounds funny.
- Yeah, and if things go well I'll get to tour down under and frollick in the outback.

by lankysob7 January 26, 2009

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Australian Sandpaper

The sandpaper used by Australian cricketers for cheating which they accepted during Aus tour of South Africa, 2018 proving the decades/centuries old allegations that Australians are a born cheater being from a convict ancestry. Ricky Ponting and others being a famous example.
Watch here: On YouTube homepage URL, add watch?v=rCsWS_UU218

A: I did an Australian Sandpaper with my mom.
B: What do you mean, maait?
A: I cheated and did my mom.

by aussiehunter September 25, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


australian bobsled

When one takes a didgeridoo and packs it full of snow, and begins to insert into an anus and begins to blow the snow into your anal cavity!

Jay began to take the Australian bobsled he then began to get a brain freeze when Austin pack his ass with snow by performing a musical master piece.

by stihl December 27, 2013

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Australian Shower

When you do a handstand over a toilet bowl and then pee while you’re upside down

The other night I was feeling experimental so I went to the bathroom and did the Australian shower

by dogsonclouds September 27, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž