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bmw

Bus, Metro, Walk

Means of transportation of the little people, which doesn't involve overpriced sports car with excessive fuel consuming.

Xavier: Hey dude, you're coming over tonight?
Dennis: Yeah, I'm taking my BMW, I'll be there in a few hours.

by Skulan May 12, 2007

80๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


bmw

beautifully made wheels. i bought one at twenty. just wait for a good deal to come around. like someone said in a post before, they do not keep their reselling value for very long. Sooo... buy an early 90's model with very little mileage and then deliver pizzas in it for chump change and then shoot yourself when you look at the amount of money you are making and then you look at the amount of money you are spending on your car, but not because it breaks down a lot (on the contrary) but because it is so awesome that you have to keep making it better with performance parts that are cheaper than replacing the stock parts so you can justify spending so much money! :) have fun street racers with your modded crx's that get melted down to use as brake pads for bmws. the fact that my car is 4 times more heavy but is three times as fast says a lot...
And I also do not think that mercedes can even compare. It's not about how much you spend but what you spend it on.
The fact that almost any bmw is faster than almost any mercedes is point taken. If you want a luxury vehicle that can still compete with almost any other car than get a bimmer. BMW is just not fantasized about by the popular crowd anymore because it not featured in rap "music" videos. AT ALL. I wonder why?

"Man that little white bitch over there driving the bmw and listening to rock music is just a little spoiled brat with rich parents. I doubt that guy even has to work. What a dumb ass he spent all that money on that car when he could have gotten a badass dodge neon with a body kit and spoiler that is like WAY faster!" - Jealous Hater who couldn't be any MORE wrong about anything he says (the white guy driving the bimmer has lived on his own since he was 16 and has paid for everything he has ever had but not through white privilege but because he WORKS for it, works 60 hours or more a week to pay his bills and to live the way he wants to)

by Jerry the race car driver September 11, 2006

125๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


bmw

not a car. it's a black mans willy!

you can't drive this bmw but you can ride it.

by harray shipmonay March 22, 2008

63๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


bmw

Big man whore, ( BMW )

A bloke who sleeps around!
" That Jason is a BMW, "
" That Jason is a BMW 750i with large rims!!!"

by mr easton December 27, 2007

55๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


bmw

An extension of the penis and ego.

Hi, I have a BMW. Give me head bitch.

by Chronos revolution April 1, 2008

50๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


bmw

bitches moan wildy

BMW: girl moaning wildy

by codymaciel December 9, 2010

34๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


bmw

a type of care driven by yuppies and corporate types who buy into the mentality that people are only worth what they own.

I drive a BMW because I am important because I make a lot of money. I shit on poor people!

by Antnee September 18, 2004

168๐Ÿ‘ 131๐Ÿ‘Ž