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Big Mexican Woman

Oh your bmw ? yea my big Mexican women

by G - Spot July 11, 2008

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BMW

Big Mexican Woman

look at all those bmw's at the food court.
That bmw is so RUBETTO!

by Bryosh January 9, 2011

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BMW M3

First produced in 1986, the 3 Series E30 M3 was the product of a factory effort to participate in German Touring Car racing. The primary opponent was the Mercedes 190 class. Both companies recognized the great interest in racing and the positive effects of racing on auto sales.

The power plant is high-performance 4-cylinder, a direct descendent of the M10 F-1 powerplant. The engine has a forged crank, a four valve head and strengthened internals, with 2.3 liters and 195 hp with a catalytic converter and 200 hp without.

by lue_driver March 31, 2005

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BMW Brad

The magnetic attraction a self centred douche bag and the automotive equivalent of a Giant Douche.

That is the worst driving I have ever seen. What a typical BMW Brad.

by MBP2000 August 16, 2019

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White BMW

A car that every Persian guy ever will drive

Tricia Takanawa: "And what will you buy, every Persian guy in the world"
Ever Persian Guy "WHITE BMW!"

by Shotbot101 April 21, 2015

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BMW X5M

Fastest SUV in the world currently. will kick your cayennes asses, SRTs asses and most cars on the road. When you think of suvโ€™s or crossovers you think of slow. That is exactly the opposite of the all new X5M and X6M with a 555-hp 4.4L twin-turbocharged V8 that takes them from 0-60 in just 4.5seconds . This is faster than the BMW M3 coupe which BMW says does 0-60 in 4.7. dont worry though you will need around 95K to purchase one

passenger in porsche - shit you just got your ass kicked by and SUV.
porsche driver- yeah thats the new BMW X5M from they are really fast

by sebas00701 October 24, 2010

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BMW Driver

Self absorbed, self important assholes.

They drive like they are the only vehicles on the road, don't know how to use their indicators, don't know the meaning of the term "speed limit" or at least believe that it does not apply to them, jump the traffic lights, park on double yellow lines/on corners/in front of dropped curbs/across 2 or more parking bays etc (impulsiveness, irresponsibility, poor behavioural control). If you ever see one getting a ticket they will always been full of rage that someone has dared to slight them (grandiose sense of self worth, failure to accept responsibility for their own actions).

They also seem to think they're better than everybody else, and that the BMW is the pinnacle of human achievement. They imagine that other peoples dislike for them is due to jealousy of them and their car, and that owning said vehicle means they are richer than everyone else (grandiose sense of self worth), and is not in any way due to them exhibiting the behaviours outlined above (lack of remorse or guilt, lack of empathy).

In short, they exhibit many of the traits associated with being a narcissist or psychopath.

Some asshole BMW driver decided to double park with his hazards on on main street and held up all the traffic for 10 minutes so he could go to Starbucks.

by Slamdaddy UK July 3, 2014

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